ManBurger

by Heather on June 28, 2010

There’s a verse in Deuteronomy that says that man does not live by bread alone, but by every word that comes from the Lord (Deuteronomy 8:3)…but yesterday I lived by BOTH!

As I mentioned before, I made the Pioneer Woman’s Cinnamon Rolls for church yesterday.  I had to have a tester though…you know, quality control!

The recipe seriously makes the most ENORMOUS amount of rolls!  I had two 9×13 pans and one 8×8 pan completely packed in there!

So yeah, I might’ve ended up eating the equivalent of 5 rolls…oops.  I have no excuse for myself on that one…I just couldn’t resist the buttery, crunchy-sugary, soft, doughy combination!  If only everyone at church had eaten them all…that’s right, I just blamed it on everyone else!

Lunch/dinner was at our pastor’s house.  Nate was in charge of bacon.  We like bacon.

And this is where I saw the difference between men and women.  Cast your eyes on the WomanBurger, complete with mustard, lettuce, fresh tomato, and red onion, with a side of salad and carrot sticks.  Heavenly, right?

BEHOLD:  THE MANBURGER!

That monstrosity is what happens when you take 5 over-zealous men who love meat, bacon, bread, and daring one another to do crazy things.  Like make (and eat) their weight in burgers.  Time for everyone to meet our pastor, Michael. See Michael smile:

See Michael’s face contort to fit the burger in.

See Michael’s anaconda jaw go on lock down with the ManBurger:

Total domination.

Now I’m hungry. I think that’s the main difference between the WomanBurger and the ManBurger…

I know that this post is KIND OF lacking in content, and honestly I’m totally aware of that.  It’s been an emotional roller coaster of a weekend, and when I was trying to think of things to say, it all ended up being things that I really can’t discuss on here.  Anyway, I just wanted to let y’all know that and ask your forgiveness!  I should be back to my normal self soon :)

SO…let’s talk burger toppings!  First of all, WomanBurger or ManBurger?  And what toppings do you want on there?! I’m a ManBurger fan myself (TWSS), and I always love cheese (duh), onions, pickles, lettuce, tomatoes, mustard, bbq sauce…basically the works, minus mayo!

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